Metal As Phuk Activation Code [portable]

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About This Game ABOUT THIS GAME:Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?This game features:Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!Awesome Boss Battles!Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)"Herbs"... !... And a Phuk-Ton More! 1075eedd30 Title: Metal as PhukGenre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, StrategyDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2017 Metal As Phuk Activation Code [portable] metal as phuk. metal as phuk review. metal as phuk walkthrough Metal as ♥♥♥♥ is one of these games where you're expecting to find an RPG adventure of epicness only to find out that not only is it epic but it's as the title suggest Metal as ♥♥♥♥ ! It is packed to the brim of reference to the metal scene and most of all Pantera which I believe there's a reason behind and the writing is comedic enough to make it a good time. If I had something to say about that game is that I would have appreciated more METAL culture assets for the characters as they appear quite generic.Needless to say I recommend :) cause despite the not so long time spent on it every minute makes it a great indie title for the metal head. A well made classic RPG. Highly entertaining, hilarious, and does have some degree of difficulty. Soundtrak is so Metal! Keep your eyes peeled for various mentions of famous Metal artists. Worth buying! Can't wait to play the other titles from Crankage Games!. I only bought this game because Treklen looks like Guts from Berserk! but wow, if you enjoy the old school JRPG's like final fantasy 123456 ect this is a great purchase, the crude sense of humour really is the Tobasco needed to spice up a genre which quite frankly has been on its knees for the last few years! This game is great value at £3.99! at roughly 4 hours long a pound an hour is more than worth it and the developer has injected the exact sort of humour that tickles my funny bone(r)8/10. I met the dev of this game on Overwatch and the way he described this game, damn it sounded fun.I love all the little easter eggs here and there. I'm not a fan of Metal type music but this is still a great game. The jokes too are great:*takes a whiff of the pipe*Chael: "are you...high?"Pontius: "Well I'm not low, haha"There are some great one liners in this game.The dialogue is great :)Would reccomend.. I only bought this game because Treklen looks like Guts from Berserk! but wow, if you enjoy the old school JRPG's like final fantasy 123456 ect this is a great purchase, the crude sense of humour really is the Tobasco needed to spice up a genre which quite frankly has been on its knees for the last few years! This game is great value at \u00a33.99! at roughly 4 hours long a pound an hour is more than worth it and the developer has injected the exact sort of humour that tickles my funny bone(r)8\/10. A wonderful and hilarious adventure of epic metal proportions!Do you like fantasy? Video games? Metal music? Old men who have taken an arrow not to the knee, but to their nether region?If you replied yes to all of them (really, you like old men who have taken an arrow to their quiver bone??), then this game is perfect for you! If not, then it is still a great game. I enjoyed the music, art and classic RPG feel to this game. It takes me back to when I played games like Breath of Fire and Beyond the Beyond in my childhood. It can be tricky at time, but there is already a great guide on it just in case you're stuck and just want to move along and experience the storyline. The characters are loveable and the jokes are quite crude at times.In the end, it was a fun game and I would recommend it to my metalhead friends. Well done Crankage Games, I can't wait for your next game to be done! Crankage Games Bundle on Sale Nearly 50% off!: You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games!- Crankage Games. 12 Hours left! 6 Game Bundle Sale!: 12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends!Less than $10 gets you:Metal as PhukThe Chronicles of Quiver DickQuiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible ChildrenDamned DanielDeported: Drain the SwampDeported 2: Build That Wallhttps://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392. Deported: Drain the Swamp now available on Google Play!: Hello everyone!Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play!We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well!Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you!https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en- Crankage Games. New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8AM PST!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST!It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!- Crankage Games. Quiver Dick is back! October 26th, 2018!: It's here ladies and gents!https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Let's have some fun!- Crankage Games. Happy Holidays + We now have a Patreon!: Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see!Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us!You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below!Happy Holidays everyone!- Crankage Gameshttps://www.patreon.com/CrankageGameshttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames. New Bonus Trailer + A Big Thank You!: A lot of time has been spent. A lot of work has been put in, but the trailer is finally complete and on the store page!Thank you to everyone who has supported the game along the way! Whether it has been with shoutouts, advertising on your social media pages, in discord servers, sharing with your friends, streaming the game live, making youtube videos, and especially to those who have enjoyed the game enough to leave such kind words in the reviews.You are truly what determines the success of the games we create! We owe you all a BIG thank you, and we have something very special we're working on in our next game to show appreciation for those who have supported the project and continue to support the project even now!Truly and wholeheartedly, Thank you.- Crankage Games. Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!